Posted on Jan 31, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: Mitch McConnell Doesn’t Want You To Vote

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An epidemic is plaguing the Republican Party these days. For some reason, perhaps it’s their consciences or perhaps it’s the pressure of backstopping an incompetent nincompoop in the White House, who knows, it could be anything. Whatever the root cause, it appears as if the Republicans can’t stop accidentally blurting the truth. Rudy Giuliani does it every time he’s on television. Donald Trump Jr. posted all of his incriminating...

Posted on Jan 29, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: The Real Reason Why Conservatives Are Petrified Of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

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The emergence of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as a major player in the American political scene has been astonishing to watch. The 29 year old Latina from the Bronx is not only a fearless progressive, but captivatingly self assured and incredibly well informed. This potent mix has unnerved the political establishment, and put the fear of God into the Republican Party — and for very good reason. The attacks on Ocasio-Cortez have been...

Posted on Jan 25, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: Roger Stone Has Been Arrested, Now Congress Needs To Impeach Before It Is Too Late

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News broke today that former Trump campaign adviser and notorious conman Roger Stone was arrested in Florida by the FBI on charges of obstruction, lying to Congress and witness tampering.  Stone is facing a total of seven counts related to Special counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation, and was released on $250,000 bail. Reported the Guardian: Mueller alleged in a long-anticipated indictment that Stone was asked by Trump’s 2016 presidential campaign to get inside information about emails that...

Posted on Jan 24, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: Trump Needs His Shutdown To Last Forever

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  We should probably brace ourselves for an extended Trump shutdown because there’s ultimately no reason for the president to end his ongoing temper tantrum. He straight up needs this. Even though his poll numbers are crashing, the longer the shutdown continues, the less time we’re discussing the other catastrophes circulating around the White House. There’s continued news about Trump Tower Moscow, with Buzzfeed dumping a series of documents...

Posted on Jan 10, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: Don Junior Is In Huge Trouble, And Prison Can’t Come Soon Enough

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There’s one human being on this planet who I’d like to see locked up in federal prison more than Donald Trump. It turns out, the orange doesn’t fall far from the orange tree. Specifically, Donald Trump Junior is someone who is both repulsive and dangerous — perhaps more dangerous than his addled father — and that’s only partly why I’m eagerly anticipating every delicious news item pushing Junior closer and closer...

Posted on Jan 03, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: Would You Vote For Trump If He Was Progressive? I Wouldn’t, And Here’s Why.

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Over the holiday season, I spent time with an uncle in the U.K who is decidedly more right wing than I am. He supported Brexit, and views liberal pc culture as one of the biggest problems in British society. My uncle is a highly intelligent man, a professor, lecturer, and columnist who is routinely invited onto news shows to do battle with lefties.  I am not as emotionally invested...

Posted on Jan 02, 2019

MEMBERS ONLY: Because of the Trump Shutdown, We May Not Be Able to Pay Our Bills

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This is week two of Donald Trump’s stupid partial government shutdown and my wife is still working. For free. Yeah, she’s one of the exempt employees which means that she has keep working no matter how long this goes on. Without pay. And since she’s the primary breadwinner, that’s going to be a problem soon. We shouldn’t have to live like this. Here’s where the whole thing stands: Trump is convinced the shutdown...

Posted on Dec 20, 2018

MEMBERS ONLY: Predicting Trump’s Political Future

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This will be my final MEMBERS ONLY piece for 2018, so in the spirit of looking ahead to the New Year, I thought I’d take some time to consider Donald Trump’s Christmas Future. Specifically, what are the chances Trump will remain the president or disappear in a puff of orange smock? This will be my final MEMBERS ONLY piece for 2018, so in the spirit of looking ahead to the...

Posted on Dec 14, 2018

MEMBERS ONLY: How I Started To Love Christmas Again

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Once upon a time, I loathed Christmas. I hated the music. I hated the decorations. I hated pretty much everything about it and I hated that I hated it because I used to love Christmas. And then I figured out the secret to enjoying it again. All I had to do was avoid it. Every year, we hear about the “War On Christmas!” that is allegedly destroying the holiday season. Sometimes...